A Senior Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the cafeteria for coffee. He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there. To Kill time he decides to have fun with him. He calls him. Senior Manager - (Asks canteen boy) : How much do you earn? Canteen boy smiles... Senior Manager - what are your future plans? Canteen boy keeps quiet... Senior Manager - where do you see yourself 10 years down the line? Canteen boy gives a cold stare. Senior Manager - Jab mai Bangalore aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch nahi tha.... Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai... naam hai......... ., shohrat hai......... , paisa hai......... ... Izzat Hai......... ...., tumhare paas kya hai? Scroll down to find out his answer Don't think that he answered like Shashi Kapoor of Deewar ki "Mere paas Maa hain" or those stupid Pj - "Mere Paas Raaj Maa Hai Types" Just Scroll some more........ ...... http://orkutingworld.blogspot.com [red]Looking for more [blue]Testimonials[/blue]?

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.? http://orkutingworld.blogspot.com [red]Looking for more [blue]Funny Scraps[/blue]?

ravan ne sita ko churaya. hanumaan ne sita ko khoja ram sita ko ghar vaapas laya batao vastav mein hero kaun??????????????????????? Answer: sanjay dutt http://orkutingworld.blogspot.com [red]Looking for more [blue]Funny Scraps[/blue]?

Height of laziness: Boy - papa ek glass pani dedo papa - khud lelo boy - plz dedo na papa - agar abki baar manga toh thappad padega boy - accha jab thappad marne aaoge toh pani lekar aana.... http://orkutingworld.blogspot.com [red]Looking for more [blue]Funny Scraps[/blue]?

Girl to Boy : Darling ek 1000 rs wala card to send kero.. meray mobile may balance khatam hogaya hai , tum mere ashiq ho na!!! Boy May tumhara ashiq hoon lakin mobile company walon ka "SALA" nahi ... http://orkutingworld.blogspot.com [red]Looking for more [blue]Funny Scraps[/blue]?

Ek dulhe ne shaadi ke time ek mehmaan se poocha Aapke haonv mein njyment k liye kya hai??? Mehman: ab kuch nahi hai jo ladki thi wo tum saath le ja rahe ho….. http://orkutingworld.blogspot.com [red]Looking for more [blue]Funny Scraps[/blue]?

once there was a school boy he wore different pair of shoes(1 was black & the other was white).the P.T. sir saw this & called this student....... P.T. sir: hey what have u worn?? just buzz off & change it soon.. STUDENT : But,to no avail sir i have same pair of shoes @ home... http://orkutingworld.blogspot.com [red]Looking for more [blue]Funny Scraps[/blue]?

Husband: aapni shaadi ko aaj 5 saal ho gaaye Tumhe SEX mein sab se zyaada maaza kis din aaya???? Wife: Uss din jab aap DELHI gaaye te na???? Tab….. http://orkutingworld.blogspot.com [red]Looking for more [blue]Testimonials[/blue]?